Book | Pages | Paper | Words
My rating: 3.62/5
"Reading this book will enable you to sit still for extended periods of time while your fruit paints you. It is recommended you wear your least favorite hat while reading this. Even if you don't read this yourself (for men) lending this book to women is an almost guaranteed way to make them fall in love with you. (for women) If you're not already in love with yourself, find out why."
Flamenco | Bicycle | Trumpet | Hat
My rating: 4.19/5
"The bicycle in the yard is getting wet."